Showing posts with label Bangkok. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bangkok. Show all posts

Monday, September 5, 2011

Don’t Worry

Thailand was for many years a favorite holiday destination, and trips there were frequent enough to blur the lines between one time and the next. Most visits focused on Bangkok, a city with its own exotic catalog of colors, smells, flavors, tuk-tuk traffic jams, bird sellers and smiling people. On those occasions when the city’s crowded streets and throbbing activity grew tiresome, a jaunt to the north country held out promises of a very different geography. Thailand is a land of elephants, and seeing one is rarely a surprise, but in traveling north I had not counted on a day of trampling through the jungle atop a huge tusker. Neither had I imagined sitting inside the coils of a twelve foot boa constrictor with the unforgettable name of Porntip. My Thai friends called it a photo op.


Eager to see what the southern end of the country looked like, for the next excursion out of Bangkok I planned a week in a small village in Surat Thani province located on the Gulf of Thailand. Most international travelers head to nearby Phuket, but the quieter, lesser known area with its empty beaches was the more enticing. At the time there was no airport in Surat Thani, so everyone flew into and out of Phuket, which left me with a two hour taxi ride to my hotel in the quieter place with the empty beaches.


The hotel was a beautiful construction of bamboo and slabs of the local stone, a building that seemed to grow out of the jungle with an outward lean toward the silvery beach on the other side of an unpaved road. First thought was that the opposite body of water was like a giant wet magnet pulling the hotel into a watery embrace. My second thought was what happens in a typhoon. With few guests, mine was a large and comfortable room that didn’t seem a part of the hotel’s exterior. It could have been a double room at the Baltimore Holiday Inn with a magic door that opened onto paradise.


The uncrowded restaurant lacked much in the way of outside walls, a view of beach and distant islands unimpeded from any of its tables. Barely in my chair, a smiling waiter arrived with a broken English welcome and a tall umbrella drink spicy with rum. He explained that I wouldn’t need a menu since the chef would prepare a few of his special dishes for my first night. Over six days I never looked at a menu but left each meal to the discretion of the chef and the waiter with the rum drinks and the big smile.


The next several days were hours of walking the near empty beach, never once catching glimpse of a face not Thai, watching teams of boys scurrying like cats up tall coconut palms, bombarding the ground below with giant green fruit; snorkeling among coral reefs in clear water while the hotel guide spearfished and prepared a lunch on his hastily made beach fire. One day with the same guide a short boat ride took us to a small island with a beach that surrounded a maze of high-ceilinged caves, the air cold, musty and un-tropical—an interior world apart from the golden beach not fifty yards away.


With goodhearted waves and smiles the hotel staff saw me off at the end of the week. A taxi had been arranged to drive me the two hour distance to the Phuket airport and a flight to Singapore. I was a little concerned at the lateness of the hour, worrying that bad traffic could make me miss the flight. The driver and hotel representative in the front seat assured me there would be no problem.


I did get to the airport on time, did just barely catch the flight to Singapore, but ‘no problem’ is the worst possible description of that drive. Upon arrival I kissed the airport tarmac thankful to get there alive.


Somewhere along the mid-point of our mad dash on narrow country roads, the driver pulled into the left lane to pass a truck. Seeing another truck in front of the first one, he accelerated to pass the second truck figuring he could get back to the right lane before any oncoming cars appeared over the hill. But in the next instant there was a motorcycle, and too quick for thought or reaction we smashed into it head on. In the few seconds before impact I pushed my face down into the soft duffel bag beside me on the backseat. After the impact, the shattering of glass and shuddering malfunction of all parts, the taxi careened and bounced across a deep ditch and came to rest nose down on collapsed wheels.


There was a coating of red-stained bits of glass all over me and the backseat of the taxi. Raising myself up slowly I saw the driver and hotel rep seemingly okay and making an attempt to get out of the front-crumpled taxi. My door still functioned and I climbed out into waist high grass. The first sound was a dull and continuous moan from somewhere in the dense growth behind us. I climbed up to the road to find already a crowd of stopped cars and passing locals. Deadened by the inertia of shock, I stood apart on the side of the road, catching the occasional stare from one or another person milling about. It was all countryside and surprising to see a police car arrive so quickly. What they did not notice was the driver of the taxi jumping on the back of a motorcycle urging the man in front to take off. I watched his red-smeared face disappear around a curve in the road.


The man from the hotel and I sat in the back seat of the police car, answering questions about the accident. Mostly silence from me, shocked and understanding little of either questions or answers, I sat dully and let the hotel employee talk. Clearly he explained that I was a traveler in transit from hotel to airport, because soon after a taxi arrived to carry me on to Phuket. But still no ambulance for the man and woman on the motorcycle, both of whom lay moaning in nearby bushes. I was uninjured, in possession of my duffel bag and pretty much a nervous wreck, but the policeman saw me off in the newly arrived taxi. Through the glass of the police car the hotel man lifted his hand in a halfhearted wave.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Squeezing It All In

Remember the days when there were those things called phone booths and someone in the gang wanted to see how many could squeeze in at one time? On one occasion or another I was probably in the crush stuffed between elbows and Adam’s apples, but clearer in memory are the many times we tried fitting everyone into a car. Most fun were the times Jimmy Lorio would pull up alone to the ticket booth at the Tiger Drive-In, buy a single ticket and then head off into the darkness of the back row where six of us would come piling out of the trunk.


Recently someone sent me a YouTube clip of two boneless carny girls dipping and swaying in chintzy costumes and then folding themselves into a glass box the size of a footstool. I watched about half before deciding there was something creepy about it. Like watching two escapees from the odditorium at Ripley’s Believe It or Not Museum in Orlando.


Sometimes the packing and stuffing-in is not limited to just humans. Take a gander at the people and bags in the second photo and the overloaded Jeep in the third picture. Not too unusual to see in a magazine or picture book a photo from Vietnam of six family members piled on a Moped putt-putting through heavy traffic.


The best ‘believe it or not’ story about packing comes from Bangkok, Thailand where customs inspectors at the airport stopped an Indonesian man four days ago with three suspicious suitcases. No matter how it’s explained, cramming what this intrepid smuggler did into just three suitcases is almost impossible to imagine. Did he really think he could get his ‘zoo’ through airport security? Keep in mind that it was all inside of three suitcases. Here’s a list:


TURTLES & TORTOISES

88 Indian star tortoises, 33 elongated tortoises, 7 radiated tortoises, 6 mata mata turtles, 4 Southeast Asian narrow-headed softshell turtles, 3 Aldaba tortoises, 1 pig-nosed turtle and 1 ploughshare turtle, the world’s rarest of tortoises.


SNAKES, LIZARDS, FROGS & SPIDERS

34 ball pythons, 2 boa constrictors, 2 corn snakes, 1 milk snake, 1 hog-nosed snake, 19 bearded dragon lizards, 4 spiny tailed lizards, 2 Sudan plated lizards, 6 Argentine horned frogs and 18 baboon spiders


MISCELLANEOUS

22 common squirrels and 1 African gray parrot


The animals all came from Bangkok’s Chatuchak Market, a wide open outdoor trading area where rare and endangered species are bought and sold. Mention of this market’s name enlivened the news report, remembering it as place I visited on two occasions in the past. A vivid experience. Had he wanted, the man could have added cockroaches the size of a Blackberry to his smuggler’s list. It’s a fascinating market. Regarding this week’s bust at the airport, one official noted, “One really has to question how Chatuchak Market, which is located just down the street from both Wildlife Protection and Nature Crime Police offices, can continue these illegal mass sales.” Well, yeah.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Not Quite Pinocchio

Today’s feature is another little curio that has followed me from place to place, always there, always peeping out from a nook, a sort of household hanger-on and watchdog for that around him. A ghoulish looking fellow, with his white body, red fingernails and shortage of top hair. But puppets don’t always get to look like Johnny Depp.


I suppose at one time the puppet master had a wardrobe for his little man on strings, and dressed him up for whatever the repertory of shows called for. Perhaps he traveled around to different villages presenting his shows to the children. Or perhaps he performed at festivals and on holidays. It’s next to impossible for me to say with any veracity what the particulars are regarding the puppet’s history. I bought it from an old man sitting beside a cart piled with bits of this and that on a back alley somewhere in Bangkok. An odd, battered wooden puppet, white and ugly with body paint musculature and red red lips. No conversation between us; a gesture or two, a spread of fingers telling the price, and for the equivalent of a dollar or two the puppet was mine. There is not a mark, a sign or any hint on the puppet to suggest a history. It’s all in my head, and colored with the ribbon and fluff of imagination.


From the time I first brought it home, the puppet has lounged in one of its several poses somewhere around the house, moving about as I imagine it would were those wooden arms and legs real. I like to imagine it has conversations with its household brothers and sisters, chatting with the toaster about the smell of eggplant, and scolding the heavy book for slipping and knocking over a bottle of ink.


The photos here show the not quite Pinocchio doing his duty and guarding the fruit, hanging out with a bottle of Herbin 1670 and enjoying some downtime in a quiet corner.


An interesting fellow.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Eight Feet Up

There was a time some years back when frequent trips to Thailand were not uncommon, and even included such exotic notions as one day retiring to live there. Many aspects of the country, it’s culture and people, fascinate me and it was always an easy place to get to and relatively inexpensive all the way around.


One of the things I continue to respect, and greatly enjoyed on my trips to Thailand is the relationship that the Thai people have fostered with elephants. I remember my first time in Bangkok when rounding a corner, I came upon a huge elephant lumbering down the street in obedience to his mahout. I recall standing on the street corner in open-mouthed surprise, wondering, ‘Where in the all fire hell is he going in all this concrete, traffic and pedestrian crowd?’ Well, no one answered my question, but I soon realized that it wasn’t an unusual sight in Bangkok, or anywhere else in Thailand to see elephants escorted about. Sometimes it is one, two, or more dressed and painted in festive colors off to join a parade. At other times it might be an elephant on his way to a worksite, where their great strength is employed to move heavy objects. (As a child did you ever go to watch the Ringling Brothers circus set up its big top with the help of their elephants?) Then there are the elephants trained to carry visitors on treks through Thailand’s northern forests.


During one of my trips north to Chiang Mai, I had the pleasure of visiting a baby elephant school, where the animals are bonded to one man, one mahout, and trained to be useful animals for the work of heavy lifting. With uninformed ideas some people reach the wrong understanding of this ancient custom, and imagine it is cruel treatment for the elephants. No such thing. The animals are well-cared for, well-fed, and treated in humane fashion by their trainers. One has to think that much in the way of working dogs, the elephant too gets some satisfaction from its labor. The photograph at the top shows baby elephants at school learning how to work with people.


On another occasion I climbed atop a huge specimen and rode off into the forest. Of course, it wasn’t anything I could do on my own, but was a forest walk guided by the mahout, with me perched eight feet up in a howdah, or wide chair on the elephant’s back. Despite the unlovely smell of my ride, it was a grand experience.


On one of my stays in Thailand I found in a Bangkok antique shop an old pre-1917 framed flag of Thailand, a flag from when the country was still known as Siam. That flag is in the bottom photo.


I’ve often thought that if it didn’t get so darn big, a baby elephant would be a welcome pet.

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